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Porn Star

from Do You Like Me? by SiMent

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"I think I regret writing this song" -Dave

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Well, I wanna be a porn star
Yeah, I'd hook myself up
Get the best bachelor pad southern California's ever seen
Brag about my job to all the famous snobs
Down at the local Burger King

It all started one sunny summer evening
In fact I think it was while eating Mac and Cheese
I thought: "How cool would it be,
to have sex with two or three
women I don't even know?"
And then it dawned upon me
the kind of life I would lead
and right then and there I hit the road

Took my Oldsmobile down the seaside
Right beside all the high-rise
buildings I call home
Laid in a course to Orange County,
made sure I had my Downy,
to keep my clothes clean
Wherever I May Roam

And when I got to LA
I was really blown away
Could this place be my new home?
I must have looked so astray,
and even a little gay,
cause the guys wouldn't leave me alone
That's when I realized I was in the wrong part of town.

Don't go to California
Yeah you're right I'm warning you
Don't go to California, my friend
Yeah you're better off where you are now
Don't go moving far now
You're gonna regret it in the end

Oh yeah, back to being a porn star
well, that never really went far
I just got a job at Burger King
Now I'm cooking up all the french fries
but you know I really don't mind
Cause, I still play my guitar and sing

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from Do You Like Me?, released January 10, 2002

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SiMent Milford, Connecticut

Formidable power-pop band SiMent formed in Milford, CT in 1995 with Dave Novak, Ralph Thompson and Brian McGarry. In 1997, Jason Weaver completed the lineup.

After a nine-year hiatus, SiMent emerged in 2013 to write a new album as a fundraising effort for Brian McGarry's memorial educational fund. "Names" dropped in early 2014, followed by the 2017 EP "Sonata for Six Hands (Donuts for Dinner)". ... more

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